The Ex-Girlfriend’s Guide To Exam Stress 3
Sep 29, 2008 in Uncategorized
So the ex was out of my life and the hospital. I went from being in a relationship that everyone talked about to, well, just one of the ICU sisters – how dull!!
I thought working in a hospital was supposed to be exciting: trauma calls that are proper trauma calls (not just broken arms), and arrest calls that are…well, I can’t say for fear of being very very politically incorrect, but you know what I mean.
Of course to add to that would be handsome doctors. My non nursing friends STILL, after all these years, think I spend my time drooling over and lusting after sexy McDreamy types.
WRONG!!
Nursing and working in a hospital is nothing like ER or Grey’s Anatomy. I realise I’m not telling the nurses and medics reading this anything that you don’t know; but guys, it’s not even like Casualty!! Whilst we’re on the subject of what other people think it’s like to work in a hospital, my brother thinks that all ICU nurses do is sit at the end of a bed and tap on a computer that keeps the patient alive whilst eating KIT KATS! I’ve tried to tell him that we’re far more classy than that and that it’s only Godiva chocolates for us!
Here I am then just another single thirty something, so in true SATC style I did what Carrie would do and will spend my thirties buying shoes (I’m glad you mentioned Carrie, because for a moment, I thought SATC was something else… - Ed). Sadly, unlike Carrie, many of my purchases will be from Primark and not Manolo Blahnik or Jimmy Choo. I’m sure Carrie, Miranda, Charlotte and Samantha would love Primark if there was one on 5th Avenue though!
Back on the Intensive Care Unit, guess what the topic of conversation is at the moment. YEP you got it…..Vivas (Poor Primary Candidates – Ed). I can’t get away from it. I’ve broken into a sweat several times over the last few weeks over the mere mention of the white liquid. It hasn’t been in a revision type way either (Steady on! – Ed.) . It’s been in a RSI type way, but I still had to take deep breaths! So if any of you boys and girls out there are reading this on a study break please, please get to Liverpool, work hard on that course and pass the exam.
I’ve got a question for you what does lidocaine do to the ventilator reponse to carbon dioxide? If you don’t know I’m sure you’ll learn it in Liverpool or on this website. (Erm…nope. Answers in an email to help-me@examintelligence.com, please). I just cant go through it all again. I want to go back to talking about normal things like shopping, shoes, running, make up, I’ll even talk about cars and cameras with the boys if I must. Even the female doctors can’t talk about anything else other than the adverse effects of clonidine.
However what I won’t talk about with anyone is, yes you’ve guessed it, Facebook or any type of social networking site. I recently went to Tel Aviv (TA) with a friend. I’ve never been on a beach surrounded by so many good looking tanned men without having to lie or stand with my stomach sucked in. They were all gay! And all they could talk about was Facebook! The photos of our weekend will apparently be on the site. So does that mean that because I’m not on it that I won’t ever get to see any holiday photos again?! Sorry….just my monthly FB rant!
Anyway whilst in TA I got introduced to CROSSFIT. It’s fantastic! If like me you are in to exercise then you will love it.. It’s not new but I hadn’t heard about it. It seems that most of Isreal is doing it. Boy did I ache after just a half an hour session. CROSSFIT was created in the 1980s by an ex gymnast working at Golds gym in LA. It’s described as a strength and fitness methodology. It’s harsh, especially on the beach at midday in 34 degree heat. Now I’m back I’m addicted, although Crossfit in the rain in a park in Surrey isn’t quite like the beach. My advice, try it, great for beating exam stress and only takes half an hour.
Anyway, must go now, shoes to buy and general life things to sort out. Good luck boys and girls with the exams.
S xx

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